dolphin fucker
any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women’s bodies that he might as well be f-cking a dolphin.
“hey, mitch, what do you look for in a girl?”
“well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and i would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever i asked, what else…”
“augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin f-cker!”
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