Dolphin Grip
an awkward handjob/masturbatory grip where the thumb faces down and comes up against the pelvis. it allows guys to jerk off other guys without either being labeled gay. however, if a male m-st-rb-t-s using the dolphin grip, he is most certainly a h-m-s-xual. furthermore, if a girl gives a guy a handjob with the dolphin grip, they are both gayer than a clay aiken concert.
“i mean, yeah, i jerked off that dude from omega tau at our house party last night, but i used the dolphin grip so it’s totally cool. right?”
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