when you are swimming in the ocean and you feel something brush up against you, causing you to let out a little scream.
“zack, are you okay?”
“yeah, it was just a dolphin tickle.”
- mushy noodle
when an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. the surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked. “uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad.” “why?” “i just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!”
a type of person who leaves destruction in his path and is always up to no good. muckbomb’s originate back to the 17th century from the isle of harris, scotland. “d-mn, someone smashed my bong again.” “must’ve been the muckbomb.”
- this guys got wheels
when you are really fast don’t let him get by because this guys got wheels
- social pack rat
an individual who acquires large groups of aquaintances who are not essentially friends or a person you could call on. mary has so many friends but she’s a social pack rat. no one is ever there for her .
- totinos pizza rolls
official g-y snack thanks to s42 e13 of snl hosted by kristen stewart in which kristen and vanessa made out over totino’s pizza rolls. girl: hey girlfriend would you like some totino’s pizza rolls? girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. j’aime les rolls de pizza.