domesticated cunt
a sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his b-lls in his wife’s purse, gets quiet and shy, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
man, the sc-mbag list has been pretty tame recently. is junker out sick with the clap again?” “no, fool. he’s a domesticated c-nt now.” “for realz?” “recognize, son. he’s like a ken doll down there, no junk at all.
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