dominican weedwacker
the act of inserting coffee beans into a male’s p-n-s hole, and strangling his p-n-s and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. -n-l, v-g-n-l, or oral may be performed afterwards.
“yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my c-m mixed with my d-ck blood real good.”
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