Domophobic
the irrational fear of being bald, more specifically the fear of letting people see that you are bald and the irrational belief that you can somehow camouflage the fact through a toupee, comb-over or some other method that people can discern from several miles away.
marv has the worst toupee i’ve ever seen, does he really believe people don’t know he’s domophobic?
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