döner
a d-ck with a b-n-r; also used to describe people that are d-cks and sl-ts
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1. turkish street food similar to a gyro found all over germany, france, and italy, which usually contains meat shavings from a giant rotisserie along with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and special dressings wrapped up in a thick pita.
2. the sensation that occurs when one discovers a döner after starving for many days in europe due to overpriced tourist food. this sensation usually leads to an erection for males and is thus a portmanteau of b-n-r and döner.
1. oh my god, i could go for a döner right now.
2. i think i just got a döner.
a donut induced b-n-r. a rock hard woody you get after eating a donut, having an indecent thought about a donut, or after looking at pictures of donuts.
hey bro! i better not eat this donut because i don’t wanna get a doner in front of everyone!
i better go to the hospital because it’s been 18 hours since i first got this doner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noun: an erection (b-n-r) caused by dance floor arousal. the female proceeds to grind her booty on the genital area of of the man which causes stimulating friction, thus inducing a b-n-r. doners are an awkward situation for both parties involved and can be reduced by wearing compression shorts or staying off the dance floor. in layman’s terms, a doner is a dance b-n-r.
dude, i totally got a doner while i was dancing with that dime piece. she noticed it too because she punched me when she felt it.
n: the result of getting aroused while watching two dogs humping.
dave: dude, your dogs are really going at it!!!
tom: yeah, it’s pretty awesome!!!
dave: dude, that’s weird. do you have a doner right now?
tom: uh…. i have to go.
an attractive female that one may wish to pursue for relations
friend1 – “check out that doner”
friend2 – “i’d hit that”
when a male inserts his p-n-s between two hotdog buns and offers his meat to a female for a tasty refreshment. the female grabs the said hot dog and is delightfully surprised by a huge raging c-ck. one who executes this act is known as a “donemeister”
“sally asked me for her steak to be medium, but i gave her a rare doner instead.”
a deer b-n-r, also the act of masturbating while simultaneously shooting the deer with both the bullet and your sperm. boom head shot
“man i really nailed that doner”
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