Dong Fairy
a dong fairy is this little f-cker that puts d-ld-s under bad girls pillows over night. only the h-rn–st of the h-rny get a visit from the dong fairy!
megan!! you won’t believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!
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