Dong Respond
when you’re watching p-rn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. a dong respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.
ugh alex just texted me, i’m gonna have to pull a dong respond.
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