donkey hammer


donkey hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large p-n-s.
wow you really have a donkey hammer
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used to refer to the p-n-s and scr-t-m as a single unit. its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a c-ck and b-lls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scr-t-m as its head and the p-n-s as its handle.
guy #1: hey i was going through john’s mail and i found this issue of “c-ck’n’b-lls monthly” with his name and address on it.

guy#2: (flipping through magazine) by the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

guy #1: well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

guy #2: true, true.

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