Donkey Hunting


“donkey hunting” refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a “donkey”. a donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
– looks dumb
– generally tall
– has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
– has a loser job or is unemployed
– has no immediate future
– acts like a douchebag
friend #1: hey have you seen where the girls went?

friend #2: not a clue. best guess… they’re over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. cl-ssic donkey hunting.

friend #1: oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures
the act of getting drunk.
let’s go donkey hunting n-gg- at stink’s house!

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