Donkey in the Spring


when you’re ridiculously h-rny. so much so that you can’t focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
man 1: do you want to go to the bar?
man 2: i can’t man… i’m going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
man 1: you’re like a donkey in the spring.

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