donkey on a waffle
to engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of -ssigning it the highest of priorities. due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.
(first regained popularity as a phrase in the it industry around late 1999 – early 2000.)
“i’ll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!”
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