dons wife


a derogatory term.

refers to a s-xually promiscuous person, usually female.

one who engages in s-xual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously.

also refers to one who engages in s-xual activity outside of a long-term relationship within the duration of said relationship.

these s-xual activities include but are not limited to: p-ssionate kissing, manual stimulation of genitalia and/or br–sts in the case of a female; oral stimulation of these parts; s-xual intercourse.

in some cases, used to refer to a woman who is wearing “skimpy” or tasteless clothing.

less commonly, used as a derogatory term by one female for another during periods of conflict.
i couldn’t pick up any hoes at the bar, so i had to call up dons wife.
a wonderful woman. the type of person you see once and know its your soulmate.
i saw dons wife, and now i want to leave my family for her. she is better than my sk-nk.

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