don’t ass, get convicted
an aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.
john: i heard the mets might win the world series this year.
bob: john, don’t -ss, get convicted.
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standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg. watching a basketball game while scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.
- cravenor
one who has autism or autistic tendencies. “that dude is pretty cravenor sometimes.”
- pencil twister
another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to p-ss the time, by twisting the pencil kyle: yo are we chillin tonight? craig: i’m down, but i bet anthony is gunna stay home and be a “pencil twister”
- boobkazooing
the act of making kazoo noises using b–bs, similar to motorboating but less intense and more artistic. janet and i did a cover of ludwig van beethoven’s 5th symphony by b–bkazooing.
- epiebigpepe
the true definition of a dragon. this person has a large p-n-s and is epic. he has super strength and is able to do the impossible. that guy is an epiebigpepe.