Don’t bullshit a bullshitter.
a warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
employer: it seems you tested positive for marijuana.
employee: i was at a party and people were smoking around me.
employer: the party must have been in a mini cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. don’t bullsh-t a bullsh-tter. clean yourself up or you’re out.
the words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
so i told my dad “i drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn’t drinking drove your car home.” my dad said, “son, i’m a used car salesman, don’t bullsh-t a bullsh-tter.”
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