Don’t move and it won’t hurt


a phrase usable in numerous situations. the original usage is if you are pulling someone’s hair, but the joke can easily be used in a s-xual sitatuation.
{upon grabbing someone’s hair}

you: don’t move and it won’t hurt!

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