DON’T SHIT IN YOUR NEST


don’t try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
dorm, appartment complex, street, or, dare i say, church.
you wanna fling while they want marraige. if they’re in your nest you can’t get away from them. your usual club name of “hank” will no longer work because they know your name is leopold fitzgerrald donowhitz.
foolish boy- man, i saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! i’m thinkin
about inviting her over.

prudent boy- dude, don’t sh-t in your nest!

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