Don’t you just hate that? 738 annoying things
funny and truthful book by scott cohen (an everyday guy, not a famous author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). this book will definitly make you say “that’s so true!” and “i thought i was the only one who notcied that!” because it’s so observational and you’ll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
selected annoyances:
-when you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.
-when the photographer sais “cheese!” and realizes that there’s something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.
– having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.
– the vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.
– when the waitress asks “is everything alright here?” after you’ve taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.
just to name a few…
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