donut and blowjob day
15th march, is the day after steak and bl-wj-b day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that “juicy bl-wj-b” that a hard working man deserves. depending on the quality of the donuts and the bl-w j-b even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows…
hey mark, did sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was…? not to worry today’s donut and bl-wj-b day!
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