Donut Stand


the opposite of a “b-tterface” (but-her-face). a donut stand or “do not stand” is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person’s best feature, his/her face.

similar to a carface
she’s not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she’s a complete donut stand.

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