doobie blazer
a doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed erryday. when not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a mur’ f-cker. often found out in some cars p-ssin’ joints and hittin’ bongs and lungs like pippa middleton. somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name – kottonmouth soldiers.
guy 1:”where’s everyone the night then?”
guy 2:”uh, i think the doobie blazer’s are at mcmillans gettin’ blazed.”
guy 1:”surprise, surprise.”
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