doobiefingers
(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.
post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and p-ssed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.
“i’ll m-ssage your face but i’ve got to warn you, i’ve got doobiefingers right now.”
“no, i can’t do that right now, i have doobiefingers.”
“and then i tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'”
“man, i can’t even type anymore because of these doobiefingers.”
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