Doody Mosaic
the splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an italian renaissance mosaic. it is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scr-ped.
while cleaning the bathroom this morning, i noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled alfred hitchc-ck smoking a cigar.
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