Doody Toots
an unfortunate circ-mstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. the unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.
alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurp-ssed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
no time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor’s daughter’s quinceanera. trust me.
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