DOOFNUT
a person who ignores several of his glaring faults to focus on one fault of another person or a woman that plays the “who me?” role when being called out on something.
mark is a big doofnut. him and his noi friends stare at t-ts and -ss all day but they judge people who eat bacon. doofnut
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