Dookie sheet
after partic-p-ting in a s-xual act with someone of the opposite s-x, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and cr-p on the sheet. take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. they lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.
“i got up after having s-x with my husband last night, and when i returned and got in bed… he totally pulled a dookie sheet. he got me good.”
“my girlfriend and i had s-x, and when i came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. i got angry, then she reminded me that it was april fools day…and we’ve been married ever since!”
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