DookZooka
as a noun- any device created or modified for the purpose of shooting feces in a flat non parabolic trajectory. examples being an air cannon, potato gun, or spring loaded piston driven cannon. this does not include catapult type devices.
as a verb- any act of defecation that results in airborne feces that makes a distance from the rectal opening of 2 feet or greater. can also refer to any act of defecation that results in a spraying splattering effect with the end result necessitating a major clean up of the facilities.
as a noun- after mike broke my sisters heart by cheating on her, me and my 4 brothers each blasted him with our air powered dookzookas. we left him as a cr-p covered stinking heap in the middle of the park.
as a verb- susan should not have eaten thai food before the nature hike. after 2 hours of holding her gas bloated bowels she suddenly darted off the path into the woods, pulled down her pants, bent over, and blasted a dookzooka all over the nearby trees.
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