dooleyed
adj. to become extremely intoxicated and obnoxious. it is common to urinate one’s bed, or someone else’s. total inebriation and your moral comp-ss completely sh-ts itself. complete loss of coordination.
“you got dooleyed last night mate”
“you going to get dooleyed tonight?”
when you meet up with a chick who sucked you d-ck outside a bar once, thinking you’ll have a couple drinks, get your d-ck sucked and be home by 11:00pm. instead she drags you to her high school reunion(or some other uncomfortable, nons-xual situation), gets all wacked out on crystal meth, keeps you out till 3am, and then rewards you with a c- bl-w j-b.
that stripper totally dooleyed me last night. i was just trying to get my d-ck sucked, not meet her dad and drive her to go pay her probation fees. when i finally got the p-ssy, it was like f-cking a gl-ss of water
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