door monkey
a hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. no racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
the door monkey at the hyatt rushed me but i blew past him cause i wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
a door monkey is a door lock and pinch guard used to clamp onto doors. it is a child safety product.
we need to get some door monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
bring the door monkey with you to grandmas house.
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