Door Nazi
an employee that works at department stores who checks your receipt upon leaving the store. known to throw sh-t-fits when you don’t present.
i told the door n-z- at costco to go f-ck himself.
a teacher or boss that is very strict about people getting in exactly on time, almost always refuses to hand out bathroom p-sses, doesn’t give you any real length of time for lunch, and delights in writing you detentions or docking your pay for such infractions (just because he can). refer to -sshole or the man for further information.
man 1: g-d, mr. smith wouldn’t let me go out for lunch again! he sucks!
man 2: yeah, smith’s an -sshole! he’s such a door n-z-!
man 1: you said it, dude!
one who watches the crowd at a bar and permits or does not permit people to stay. they tend to be very good with faces; at different places, this person may be the owner, security, the person taking cover, or even the bartender. it may also apply to the friends of employees.
that door n-z- b-tch got me kicked out because i didn’t give her money to watch this live band!
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