Door Spank
while sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your p-ssenger open their door as you p-ss, thus “spanking” them with your car door.
louis: “do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don’t obey the rules of the street?”
sarah: “just door spank them. works every time.”
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