DoorFucking
when someone uses a sticky d-ld- and places it on the edge of the door in between the kn-bs and puts their legs over the kn-bs with the d-ld- inside of them and start f-cking it violently making the door swing back and forth.
guy 1: “dude, it was the hottest thing ever last night, my gf let me watch her while she was doorf-cking.”
guy 2:”you lucky b-st-rd my gf never does that sh-t for me.”
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