doorgasm
-from chuck lorre vainty card #130
the feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual s-x with finally goes home.
i feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful do-rg-sm the second i heard her car start.
an -rg-sm brought on by listening to the doors
“so i was listening to riders on the storm the other day, and i guess the mood caught me right cuz i had a huge do-rg-sm. it was great.”
do-rg-sm – the feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual s-x with finally goes home.
i feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful do-rg-sm the second i heard her car start.
emulating the moment of most intense pleasure in s-xual intercourse while opening a door
my partner and i were bored working the night security shift so we took turns having do-rg-sms while doing our rounds.
when an mta train door opens and closes repeatedly
i was stuck in a 15-minute delay thanks to the do-rg-sm on the f-train.
an -rg-sm brought on by having s-x with a doorkn-b. applicable only for women. and men who take it in the -ss.
wow, i got a do-rg-sm from having s-x with this shiny doorkn-b.
a final -rg-sm (which may also be the first) occurring at the door after a date or booty call; replace the kiss in a “good night kiss” with an -rg-sm and it’s a do-rg-sm
at the door, while saying good night, mason fingered amanda for a do-rg-sm.
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