Doorman
a person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
synonyms: wh-r-, promiscous person, harlot
“_h-llo, wanna come in?
_yes please, thank you doorman.”
a s-x act, in which the male -j-c-l-t-s on the female’s ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for “doorman”)
a: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
b: was it a friendly doorman?
some guy who holds the door open for a really pretty girl, but then sees a bunch of people follow her. he keeps holding the door for everyone for five minutes because he’s too nice to stop holding the door and he doesn’t want to appear s-xist.
i saw amanda leaving cl-ss, so i opened the door for her. but then everyone else came and i held the door open for them too… i am a doorman.
that guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat -ss in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your c-ke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy b-tch. down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an l.
man, dave makes an awesome doorman.
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