doosey
problematic situation categorised by error, complicated information or challenge.
“i have made the same mistake again! wow! this is a doosey!”
“watch out for that last step – it’s a doosey!”
a single small rizzler spliff.
give us a drag on this doosey blud.
a name for a woman of questionable morals. will do anything (or anyone) to make a quick buck or get a free meal. usually looks unkept and crackwhorish in fashion style. feminine hygiene is usually an afterthought. never leave her alone in your house without valuables and pets locked up. never leave her alone with your spouse.
hey bro, did you hear what that crazy doosey did last night? she went down on 2 butch biker chicks and a mutt for a corn dog and a light beer behind the 7/11!
the act of receiving an alcoholic enema. this is done to byp-ss the taste of very low grade grain alcohol, ie popov and it will get you drunk very quickly.
man, this whiskey tastes like cr-p, i am just gonna go for a doosey instead.
something that sucks or isn’t any good news.
look at that girl, she looks like doosey
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