Doosh Canoe


when someone is acting like so much of a d–shbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
person 1-g-ddammit dude, did you see justin bieber’s ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
person 2-i know man, he looked thirsty! he has no reason to b-tch about that, what a d–sh canoe!

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