doplars afect
first discoverd by joe doplar after peeing at a bar. when you have a strong stream of urine and are going in a urinal the stream hits the wall of the urinal and sprays pee all over you hand making it seem like you have a short p-n-s and you peed youre hand because of it
joe “you wont belive what just happend”
tim “what, what happend. dude did you p-ss on your hand! what a dumb-ss.”
joe “no! i was just taking a p-ss and the stream hit the back of the urinal and it sprayed all over my hand!”
tim “ha sucks for you. what are you gonna call this phenomena?”
joe “im calling it the doplars afect!!”
tim “nice”
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