Doppler
when a member of the opposite s-x appears attractive from a distance, only to appear far more homely upon closer inspection. named for the “doppler effect” where (for example) the pitch of an ambulance siren changes in relation to where the listener is standing when it is p-ssing.
yo that doppler looked like a mule in a coma up close!
white trash
“gosh shannon is such a doppler”
a female who receives oral s-x, while she is defecating; the female version of a “blumpkin”
1) frat boy talking to other frat friends: “dude…i blacked out last night and totally dopplered this girl i just met at the bar.”
2) sl-tty girl talking to other sl-tty friends: “so there i was on the cr-pper dropping this wicked dump, when in comes this r-t-rded frat kid with a grin on his face asking if i want a doppler. he suddenly does a reverse handstand, drops his head between my thighs and goes to work. i finished dumping, of course…..”
a) when a couple tries to achieve simultaneous -rg-sms by ch-r-ographed gyrations during f-ll-t–.
b) the practice thereof.
“when the cuban missile crisis is the most interesting thing to talk about, that’s f-ckin’ doppler, dude.”
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