Dora Backpack
during a bl-w j-b, you do not tell your lady friend you are going to c-m. as you are expelling your man goo and filling up her cheeks, you say, “yum, yum, yum, delicioso.”
since bob was stuck watching nickelodeon with the kids, he gave his wife a dora backpack when she got back from yoga cl-ss.
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