Dorito syndrome


the feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
after 3 hours of egosurfing i have a bad case of the dorito syndrome
the full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.
guy #1: how’s it going?

guy #2: oh, i don’t feel so good. i can’t believe i ate the whole bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! now i have the dorito syndrome.

guy #1: how did you let that happen?

guy#2: well you see, i got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!

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