Dorkberry
a hideous, 1970’s-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, -ss-monkeys in the early 21st century in canada (eh??). this device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technos-xuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. or shall we say, impotence?
nerd: dude, can i borrow your dorkberry?
dweeb: what for? i am waiting for an important text from my posse at the lost in sp-ce convention!
nerd: but i need to google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in “-n-l extraction”.
dweeb: huh?
nerd: i got carried away listening to sirmixalot’s “i like big b-tts” on my iphone, and my iphone got lodged in my -n-s.
dweeb: ok, you can use my dorkberry
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