Dorkenheimer
1. an individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.
2. anyone whose i.q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.
chuck: “you hear about that guy who robbed the bank?” phil “yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!”
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