Dorkgasm


see nerdgasm

to over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.
“that ninentdo wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the vestibule.”

p1″dude, that girl is sooooo hot. i can’t wait to see scary movie 4!”
p2″have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!”
outside of p-rno and hentai, it’s the closest thing to a true -rg-sm geeks, nerds, etc will experience, occuring when they are exposed to information or ideas pertaining to their favorite subjects (includes games, anime, etc…)
(example of a partner-induced dorkgasm)
geek: pixar should join up with studio ghibli!
nerd: …ooh!
geek: dude, what was that?
nerd: i just got a… dorkgasm!

(example of a self-induced dorkgasm)
loser: i love trigun and i want to make a warcraft iii map out of it.

examples of information-induced dorkgasms can be found at places like worldofwar.net and rpgamer.com
noun. an -rg-sm over something exceptionally and unequivocally nerdy, including but not limited to:
a.) graphing an interesting function on your graphing calculator.
b.) laughing too heartily at a chemistry joke.
c.) getting a discrete mathematics problem correct on the first try.
ben basically had a dorkgasm when he spotted perseus in the night sky. it was awkward for everyone.
when a person is exposed to nerdiness for hours at a time then c-ms his pants at the height of the nerdy action
dude eugene had a total dorkgasm when he saw star trek
the act of nerd obsessivly masturbating over a peice of technology they want.
guy1 “dude did you see that hd camera?”
guy2 “h-llz ya i got a dorkgasm over it!”

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