Dorkmonger
(noun)a person who is an idiot, jerk, lame -ss, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, t-ss-r, dork, poser, ponce, tool, w-nker, someone who thinks they are cool…etc.
but is unaware that they are. or that anybody else thinks they are.
examples of dorkmongers:
tom cruise-
bono-
most newsreaders and talk show hosts
david h-sselhoff
sting-
televsion evangelists
paris hilton
bob geldolf
etc. -uber dorkmongers
“that sting is such a dorkmonger”
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