Dorquemada


the head of any organization’s i.t. department, particularly those who abuse their power.

named for tomás de torquemada, grand inquisitor of the spanish inquisition from 1483 until his death in 1498.
a. why can’t i get online at school? i’m a f–king teacher for g-d’s sake!
b. dorquemada at county says it will cost too much for the bandwith.
a. that his fat -ss is eating up playing warcraft….

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