Dos Shittos


having to take a sh-t immediately after you just took one. this usually happens once you are done wiping your -ss, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. dos = two in spanish. sh-ttos = slang plural for sh-ts.
“i thought i was safe, but then i got an attack of dos sh-ttos!”

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