the art of playing with your lady friends nipple whilst simultaneously flicking the bean
i gave my wife a lesson in double basing last night
sloth sitting on a tortoise “that lachy is such an australian speedis”
- where her legs begin
a poetic way of saying p-ssy. brandon sat around thinking of amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.
- s*x roladex
the imagery you scroll through in your mind including past s-x partners or people you imagine having s-x with to help you achieve -rg-sm. i was getting myself off this morning and landon came up in my s-x roladex. thought i didn’t have any more feelings for him but i was definitely wrong about that.
a perverted girl about 5’5 to 5’7. obsessed with asian culture. is a foodie. is intelligent. people questions her s-xuality. is very fun and friendly. and is a weirdo. i love zafira she is so eccentric
- newtons palm
to perform newton’s palm, you start by gripping on your dingus while on any b-mpy road and letting the natural gyrations do the work hey take that gravel road so i can give myself a newton’s palm