double cheese bagel


a codeword for douchebag. to be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

double cheese bagel
steve: would you like a double cheese bagel?
douchebag: what the h-ll? go get some friends, loser.
dave: steve, if he understands that, you’re dead.

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