double dump

this is the real definition btw!

the act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
the united state of america will pay a handsome sum for justin bieber to double dump paige conway of north korea.
taking a sh-t over someone else’s sh-t
you: hey billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
billy: yeah.
you: well no worries. i took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
billy: cool…thanks man.
when two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a sh-t. this positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a sh-t anywhere besides a toilet. this can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
me: man my stomach hurts
josh: mine does too!
me: time for a double dump! bring your beer!
when there is two (2) cubicles in a bathroom, and both are occupied, in which both occupants are taking a dump.
man, i just did this sweet work poo, there was some other guy in the other cubicle, so we just double dumped
when you have skipped a sh-t one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
furthermore, the first portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
hey lachlan, i’m gonna be late back from lunch!
why is that, falvey?
oh, i have to have a double dump.
you will be a while, make sure you spray!
a double dump is when one takes a sh-t, wipes then flushes and whilest washing their hands gets a clogged up feeling in ones -n-s and then realises they have not yet finished taking a sh-t, and has to get back on the bog and finish the job.
two girl’s standing by sink in public toilet.
one girl says to the other…
“yo girl i just did a double dump”
“oooo that nasty! i hope you washed your sh-ty hands” replies the girl.
taking two sh-ts in immediate succession of each other. taking yet another sh-t when you’ve just finished a sh-t. happens especially after a night of heavy drinking, when you’ve just finished a serious beer sh-t, the -ss juice isn’t yet evaporated, you’re getting off the cr-pper and you realize you have to go again. can be used as verb or noun.
f-ck me i got so locked last night at paddy’s stag, i had to double dump this morning.
dude, it’s been half an hour and still smells. that must have been some serious double dump you did.

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